Into the Lion’s Den

Clubbing used to be so fun. Dancing away in heels that blistered and mutilated my feet: then realising that anything that hindered the fun was out, so the flats were very in (they also enabled a much wider variety of dance moves). The alcohol would flow and every favourite song would come on. We got… Continue reading Into the Lion’s Den

Blue Monday

"Thought I was mistakenI thought I heard your wordsTell me, how do I feel?Tell me now, how do I feel?"  New Order - Blue Monday   It's Monday the 21st of January: "Blue Monday" 2019. A day when emotion is universally prescribed "blue" ergo, depressed. A day which, whilst at the same time as bringing… Continue reading Blue Monday

“Believe in the UK”

Believe that the "UK" is a nation founded on abuses of power. Believe that the "UK" is the proponent of colonialism. Believe that as a result the "UK" enslaved peoples all over the world for its own gain. Believe that the "UK" can return to its former "glory days" of economic prosperity whilst ignoring the… Continue reading “Believe in the UK”

Fake Friends

In the midst of the festive season, navigating toxicity is paramount. It is essential to surviving what should be "the most wonderful time of the year" with your mental health in tact. Christmas seems to egg on those festering fakes to slide into your dms with a patronising "glad you're doing so well". Why don't… Continue reading Fake Friends

Consent by Thong

I literally wear this style of underwear everyday. When I’m going to work. When I’m unwell. When I’m on my period. When I’m feeling as unsexy as ever. When I’m going out. When I’m drunk. Does that mean - wherever I am - whatever the circumstance - if I’m raped, it’s my fault? Was I… Continue reading Consent by Thong

Baby Brained

Now you're married, when is the baby? I didn't get married in order to harvest babies instantaneously; despite it being the 'perfect' environment for such farming to ensue. It seems as if the moment that my name, my title, and my jewellery changed so too did the attitude towards a 20 year old having a… Continue reading Baby Brained

No More Page 3?

As this question arises, so too, do the primitive screams of a number of disappointed men deprived of their daily carnal pleasure. Because, obviously, it is very difficult to find a picture of the upper ventral region of a human woman, in order to delve into the lecherous enjoyment of the breast, areola and nipple… Continue reading No More Page 3?